Cheesecake filled strawberries.

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onedirectionstraighttohell:

there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets

don’t tell me when i’m done

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saltyseahags:

Aubrey for Nylon Guys magazine

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joshfranchexmix:

who still types www. into the address bar this isn’t the 90s

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oldmanglasses:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

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nochurchinthewild:

i can’t wait until i’m famous and have drag queens impersonating me

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You’re wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

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Good handjob tips: 

1. Put your mouth on it.

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blindsideddd:

basically if you don’t start a conversation with me first, we’ll never speak.

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getinthecage:

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numbersixbitch:

Leslie: Look, I think it’s a little weird that nobody wants to admit that they shot Ron in the head.

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