Look, when I started that anti-masturbation campaign, and I’ll be totally honest here, I frankly did not understand what masturbation was. It turns out, I was confusing it with something else. And as soon as I understood that, I totally reversed my policy on masturbation.
3 days ago · 461 notes
#kristen wiig #saturday night live #my gifs #my stuff #literally same #this is something i managed to salvage #at least i didnt lose EVERYTHING #but i think i have it right that my cat decided to walk across my keyboard during the night #thus deleting important files and folders #man you clean out someone's shit box for two years and this is the thanks you get
#kristen wiig #saturday night live #my gifs #my stuff #literally same #this is something i managed to salvage #at least i didnt lose EVERYTHING #but i think i have it right that my cat decided to walk across my keyboard during the night #thus deleting important files and folders #man you clean out someone's shit box for two years and this is the thanks you get
You wanna come in here and try to break my record?
3 weeks ago · 1,410 notes
#andy dwyer #parks and recreation #my gifs #my stuff #about me #past present and future
#andy dwyer #parks and recreation #my gifs #my stuff #about me #past present and future
One of my houses backed up to the woods; to a cemetery, actually. Um…so I did a lot of things in there.
