Look, when I started that anti-masturbation campaign, and I’ll be totally honest here, I frankly did not understand what masturbation was. It turns out, I was confusing it with something else. And as soon as I understood that, I totally reversed my policy on masturbation.

Let me just say, I have no professional training.

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